Talk:Cheetahmen/@comment-2052266-20101019213349

Heh, didn't even know about this page until now. XP Anyway, when I was 3 years old I ate pitchforks everyday to build up my iron which assisted my eyesight in the dark, almost 5 times more than your average carrot. Back in the war, I figured that if I brought a pitchfork to a gunfight I'd be at a big advantage, seeing as it has both attacking and nutrient purposes. It's also why I carried a spare one on my back in case I'd have to eat the other one.