HJJOPA

HJJOPA is an alien born in the year of 19XX. He came to Earth in hopes of finding interesting objects to interact with, filling the void that his boredom caused. And entertainment he recieved. He got bombarded with this phenomenon known as "video games". In 2004, HJJOPA found the love of his life. He and Nintendo DS hit it off on the spot. You can see them having gentle sexual intercourse on the picture to the right. HJJOPA and Nintendo DS has been married since 2006 till this day, and they've had two Professor Laytons and a Zelda together.

In the year of 2007, Troll forces invaded the proud democracy of Headshot Gaming in a last desperate strike. HJJOPA was there for his family (then containing just his pregnant wife and his first born son Layton), telling them to take cover while he defended his house fighting off Troll troupes who tried to exterminate all awesome gamers, using only his two knives that he inherited from his deceased father. Trolls did however find a way underneath and got to the room where his family hid through the basement. The sight of HJJOPA's wife and child crying unleashed his inner alien powers. No one knows exactly what happened, but many witnesses say they got blinded by an extremely bright light. After it, all trolls in the nearby area got pulverized.

HJJOPA's name is indeed a mystery in itself as to how it was created and what it means. Fortunately, the man himself had to expose the secret about it in the "Truth or Dare"-thread in the Headshot Gaming forums. He states as follows:

"Well there's a book series called hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. (HHGTTG) which I was into when I started my new youtube channel. But it was taken) So I put H then one right of H on my keyboard. (H-H,H-J) and then 2 right of G. (H-H, H-J, G-J) then when I moved up a layer on the keyboard for T I moved one more than I usually would (H-H H-J G-J T-O) then 5 right of T (H-H H-J G-J T-O T-P) then 5 right of G going onto the left side of the keyboard. (H-H H-J G-J T-O T-P G-A (HHGTTG - HJJOPA) I still think that it was the worst way possible of making a youtube acount. And it means anus in another language."

...So he pretty much based his name on the initials of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is pretty much as awesome as a name can get.

HJJOPA is a relative newcomer to HSG, but, really, an all around nice guy. Best known for the LPs he does on YouTube.